SM:
Nailed it. Okay,you're up next Tao. Try to look interested in the newspaper.
Tao:
I don't understand thi-
SM:
It's a wrap! And you are up next ChanPark whatever your name is. Variety show guy *shoots finger bullets*
Chanyeol:
Is this Arizona? Can I have some of their famous tea? WHY IS EVERYTHING BURNING?!
SM:
Someone give smile-happy YeolPark or...whatever, just give him a teddy bear. Okay, Xiumin, we need you to appear drunk. Wait..are you drunk?!
Xiumin:
You deal with fifty texts from a raging hormonal pretty boy a day. Huh?! You want to talk about soCCER OR F-ING HOW I SHOW MY ABS AND DON'T CALL YOU FOR DAYS AND-
SM:
And that's a wrap. Sehun, you are the cute maknae. How about you spend time with these adorable child actors who are so cute with their super powers. Ahh. Huh, adorbs?!
Sehun:
F- this.Children of the corn shit going on here. TAo?! TAo?!
SM:
Hey buddy ole pal, hey-
Suho:
Yeah, that's cool. Just drown me. Nothing could be worse than taking care of nine ungra-
SM:
Ha. Funny.Leader is funny. Okay, Chen this is on you. We need brooding, we need an intellectual edge.
Chen:
Is this a nineteenth century literary smut version of Overdose or...why do I have so many bedsheets hanging up to dry? Do I run a hotel? Is laundry my super power because lightning sure isn't doing it in this teaser...
SM:
Funny guy. BAek, our special sunshine. Make this cool.
Baekhyun:
HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THE LIGHTS GO I HATE DARK I AHADFKALJFEDKLJ. But damn do I look good. BUT WHERE ARE THE LIGHTGSADJFLAKJFDLKAJDFA
SM:
Lay, lay, you are the future.
Lay:
I just wanted to order some food. Why are there cameras? Why is my bicycle weird? Where is my pet hedgehog? I like sunshine.
SM:
Ddddddd.Oooooo... You gonna be the star!
D.O.:
Just let me toy with their minds. In fact, I would suggest we use marbles as visual representations of the other members psyches. I should be in control of the marbles for a few seconds in the teaser to symbolize my domination over their lives, similar to how I control them through my special spaghetti recipe. Perhaps we should even display mock imprisonment to further symbolize how I control and shape this band. I would also like a scene where I am descending stairs so the other members are fooled into thinking I could stoop to their level. Also, make the lights very bright to mock Baekhyun.